Friday, 13 July 2012

last week

My story
This is not a normal story at all. It is a real story that takes your breath away. It all happened one night last week 25th October 2012.You probably won’t believe me but this story 100 per cent true even the names are true. I will only tell you this as long as you promise to not go to the magazines and tell them the wacky true story…

Home alone with my 2 best mates Maisie peters and Hannah Mcgimpsey getting ready for the concert Han was wearing jeggins and a lovely top with a hoodie, Maisie wore a Nicki minaj top with suck in leggings. Also I wore a Nicki minaj hoodie and pants with my vans. Hannah has green eyes like bight marbles searching around the room looking for her hair band; it had a big purple bow on it because Hannah loves Justin bieber. Finally we found it we were late so got a lift and ran inside. 


We weren’t really late, but we were late for Maisie, she like to get there 2 hours before the concert so we can see the artist go in, but we missed her so we snuck into the back stage to see if we could get an auto-graph. Nervously, we speed walk around the back looking for her but we couldn’t even see a person who wasn’t a security guard they were everywhere.



“We are going to get caught you know and we will get in loads of trouble.” exclaimed Becky, as she bite her nails in fear.

 “Don’t worry we won’t we just have to be quite,” Maisie whispered with a hint of fear in her voice

“OMG there is her dressing room, come on lets go in!” Hannah said with joy as we crept into the room.

Black! All we could see was blackness. She wasn’t in there so we turned the light on and had a look around it didn’t really sink in that we were in Nicki Minja dressing room until we heard the American accent under the door so we hide into the back of her wardrobe not even breathing.  Heart racing. Head pounding. My month was as dry as a dessert, but my head was sweating like a waterfall. What were we going to do? Why did we have to do this? By now she had entered the room and was getting her make up touched up. Finally she left, but not for long we got out the wardrobe and we were about to leave the room, BUT then…She came in and we froze in shock…

We didn’t know what to do so we ran what else we could do…Maisie tripped and fell right into her me and Hannah didn’t know what had happened so we just kept running. Running for are lives…Where had Maisie gone we were now outside and waiting for Maisie but maz didn’t come out Nicki came out inside instead. What was going on we were so confused. Nicki came over acting like Maisie saying

“Come on lets go we goin to get caught” She said as me and Hannah look at her puzzled

“Hi Nicki, I’m so sorry that we came into your dressing room” I stuttered whilst looking at her with puppy eyes

      “What are you chatting I’m not Nicki I’m Maisie” She bellowed as she looked at herself and her mouth dropped “What I look like Nicki minja I have turned into her OMG what am I going to do” Maisie cried



Maisie after 4 weeks got her normal body back, after getting a fortune cookie in a magic Chinese restaurant .Nicki had Maisie body for 1 month went to school and learnt some good social skills, also Maisie discovered her dream of becoming a professional rapper.     

Wednesday, 4 July 2012

animals poem

Dog stay dog stay

Dog stay and dog stays
Dog run and dog runs
Dog stand and dog stands

Dog catch and dog catches
Dog roll and dog rolls
Dog lick and dog licks
Dog hug and dog hugs


You are indeed a liberated woman
I don’t have to ask if that dog is your man.

RIC S. BASTASA